Alan Coren

Loved this from News Quiz (something along the lines of):

Alan Coren: Oh, I thought it'd be about my marriage with Sandi Toksvig... an idea not easily describable.
Sandi Toksvig: Alan, I've told you already, it'll be like every other marriage: we're not going to have sex, and we'll just sit in bed having burgers... it'll be marvellous!
AC: We've already done that!
ST: Oh yes, we have, haven't we? *laughs* You know I'd forgotten, that's very bad. But it was magic, you know.
AC: You never forget your first burger!